Tried and true, tested by yours truly, these 5 tricks work every time to NOT achieve a reunion. Whether you want to seem like a total psycho, or whether you want to make sure the relationship is ruined forever, and make sure you never have a chance in hell with your dreaded ex, I’ve compiled… Continue reading 5 Ways to NOT Get Back Together With Your Ex
Everyone knows that person who claims to have it all, but who can’t admit that they’re dead inside.
I’m pro-Independence Day, in the sense that I’m a fan of freedom and the right to bear arms. But there’s also something called the right to a decent night’s sleep: a key component being uninterrupted quiet. So tell me why myself, my cat DC, and the good people of Harlem and Morningside Heights, need to… Continue reading Dear People Doing Fireworks All Night on July 4th: Kindly F*@% Off
Captain Von Trapp and Maria from The Sound of Music: Maria brings happiness to the Captain’s woeful life, and in the perfect time, because freaking Nazis are about to descend on his Austrian home and turn the entire family into refugees. Through the heartbreaking story, Maria and the Captain’s love makes it possible for the… Continue reading 4 Movie Romances That Show the Power of Love
Something went wrong. Please refresh the page and/or try again.
Get new content delivered directly to your inbox.