My First Spring, Ever

I’ve experienced spring before, of course, being a human that has progressed through the space-time continuum. But spring in Manhattan in 2021 BCE just hits different. Maybe it’s because the last year has been stranger than fiction, and the reminder that “life goes on” is both uplifting and terrifying. This morning, I actually got out…… Continue reading My First Spring, Ever

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Your Sex Questions, Answered (Toys, Threesomes, and Trying New Things)

I only chose the questions that I feel comfortable answering. Q: Any recommendations on sex toys? A: Finally, some questions I can answer. Haha, I recommend the Domi for ladies use. I would not recommend a partner use this on you, until you’ve played with it yourself first. I also recommend the Lush lovense toy…… Continue reading Your Sex Questions, Answered (Toys, Threesomes, and Trying New Things)

Life Updates April 2021

Good morning from blooming, blossoming Manhattan. I realized in my excitement to answer the recent questions, I haven’t updated y’all on my life much lately. The last we talked, I had texted my ex, S. The update on that is very boring: it’s gonna be a no, dawg. S was like, swerve, when I told…… Continue reading Life Updates April 2021

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3 Weird Things I Wish I Knew About Masturbation (Let’s Talk About It)

Thank you all for commenting my last post and asking such good questions! Sarah asked, “What is the best/your favorite way to get off by yourself?” Flicking the bean, beating the meat, or whatever funny euphemism you can think of, is part of my relationship with myself. And like any relationship, it had a beginning,…… Continue reading 3 Weird Things I Wish I Knew About Masturbation (Let’s Talk About It)

It Happened to Me: I Didn’t Like the Movie Because I Read the Book

There ought to be a word for this phenomenon, a word like spoiledisappointed that means the feeling you get when you watch a movie of a book you’d read, and you can’t watch it without going, “That doesn’t happen in the book!” every five seconds. It happened to me with News of the World. I…… Continue reading It Happened to Me: I Didn’t Like the Movie Because I Read the Book